If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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