Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
he thought i was a dude.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
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wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
