we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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