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i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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