Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
