I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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