at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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