I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
