Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Randomize
