I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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