oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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