Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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