i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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