wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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