How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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