were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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