I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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