I love black thongs
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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