She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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