You're my little dorito
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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