I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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