you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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