OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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