Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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