So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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