Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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