she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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