his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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