I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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