i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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