I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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