we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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