I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
there is puke in my bra ... again
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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