i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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