office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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