My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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