Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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