I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
So. Much. Porn.
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