I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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