I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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