Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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