He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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