she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Randomize
