Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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