Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
kristin has been a bad kristin
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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