How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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