Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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