when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
God I need to hump something, right now.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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