I could have mohawked her pubes.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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