Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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