Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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