he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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