Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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