Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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