she was so not down for the gang bang
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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