Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
He called his prostate his "boner button".
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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