Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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