He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize