...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I will pee on everything he values.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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